I LOVE a scandal!

Who knew?

John Edwards a baby-daddy...

Squeaky clean Jamie Lynn a Momma to Be...

So Fun for all of us to see how the mighty keep falling.

I LOVE when hypocrites are exposed.

Who's next?

Luv,
Vanessa

My New HERO!!!

I have a new hero.
I met someone who DOESN'T know who Matt Lauer is.
She DOESN'T have a TV.

But if she wanted one she'd get an ex-boyfriend to pay for it.

Let's stick with her!!!

Luv,
Vanessa

X Boyfriends RULE!

If it weren't for ex-boyfriends...

1. I wouldn't have a job
2. I wouldn't have any money
3. I wouldn't have an apartment
4. I would NEVER go out to nice restaurants,
once every six months when they visit

My advice....

CHOOSE YOUR EX BOYFRIENDS WELL!

Luv,
Vanessa

X Boyfriends

Who DOESN'T go back to old boyfriends when there's nothin' else to do?
It's so easy these days with impersonal personals like IM and Texting...

Know what? They're BORING! and after 5 minutes there's NOTHING left to say to them.
Guess that's why they're XXXX's !

Trust me, leave them in the past!

Luv,
Vanessa

Beware of the PP (Porn Passenger)!

It always amazes me how people don't seem to realize that the cameras are always rolling and someone is always watching. As I was going home on the train last night, I noticed that a "gentleman" was sitting in the seat across from me, but facing the opposite direction. As I looked a little closer, I noticed him reading a porn magazine. I couldn't believe that someone would have the audacity to pull something like that out in public. What is on people's minds?! The only thing I saw on the cover was big breasted women in nasty positions. It was shocking. Everytime someone would walk by, he would slip it back into his bag quickly and when the coast was clear, he's pull it back out again. Eventually the female train conductor noticed what he was doing and looked at me to see if I'd noticed too. Without saying anything to him, she sat in the seat next to him to make sure he didn't take it out again. What a ride that was! So beware of the public seat you sit in. The porn passenger may have sat in it before you!


Luv,

Vanessa

Matt Lauer, a SYNThespian?!

I'm convinced Matt Lauer IS an ANIMATRON after catching him try to play guitar on today's Today Show. Ugh! Could he BE more robotic?

Does anyone understand how he got where he did?

Luv, Vanessa

Be Kind to Your Neighbor

Please be kind to your neighbor. If you know your breath smells like hot salami or bologna mixed with old cabbage, please refrain from using the following words and/or phrases:

1.) Hello
2.) How are you?
3.) Happy to meet you.
4.) How about a kiss.

Actually, just don't speak. Keep your lips as tight as possible so hell doesn't seep out. Remember, "Fresh breath is the right breath!"


Luv,

Vanessa