Friday, January 18, 2008

It Takes 2.... Minutes to lose him

How to LOSE a guy in 2 minutes....

1. What are you doing tomorrow? Wanna meet my mother?

2. Got any penicillin?

3. How are you with kids? Well, you're about to find out real soon.

4. I really should have used that ointment.

5. I had a wonderful time last night, you didn't touch my rash did you?

6. Does pus gross you out?

7. It's okay, I haven't had an outbreak in over three weeks, I think.

8. Who needs a pill? You can't get pregnant when you already are!

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