Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Be Kind to Your Neighbor

Please be kind to your neighbor. If you know your breath smells like hot salami or bologna mixed with old cabbage, please refrain from using the following words and/or phrases:

1.) Hello
2.) How are you?
3.) Happy to meet you.
4.) How about a kiss.

Actually, just don't speak. Keep your lips as tight as possible so hell doesn't seep out. Remember, "Fresh breath is the right breath!"


Luv,

Vanessa

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