Single and Clueless

For all you poor unsuspecting and clueless souls, this one's for YOU!

Here is a list of 15 things that will let you know you're single again:

1. No more sweet phone calls or brief notes
2. The "It's not you. It's me." Speech
3. S/he's dating your friend and/or sister/brother.
4. He's dating another man.
5. She's dating another woman
6. S/he forgot you on the holidays or on your birthday.
7. S/he stands you up.
8. You caught her/him kissing someone else.
9. They through you out of a moving car or tie you to train tracks.
10. They jump in front of a bus.
11. They take you bungee jumping and cut your cord.
12. They ask if you want to see his/her pistol.
13. When you come to his/her door, they cut the lights off and act like they're not home.
14. They ignore you.
15. And the kicker... They tell you!



In conclusion and in the kindest way possible, GET A CLUE... GET A LIFE!


Luv,

Vanessa