Wednesday, January 16, 2008

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Top Thoughts for 2008

Number 8



Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 7



Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 6



Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 5



Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't
help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 4



Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.


Number 3



All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.


Number 2



In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't
got a clue
as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

I'm Scared and Scarred!!!

After my experience with the ex New Year's weekend, here's what I have been up to.

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If penetration only happens for a few seconds, can a woman get pregnant? Anytime the penis comes into direct contact with the vaginal area, there is the chance of pregnancy. The chance may not be as high as if intercourse with ejaculation took place, but there is still a risk. The transmission of STDs can also happen through any type of skin to skin contact like this.

Can pregnancy occur if a woman and a guy have faux sex or dry sex? (This is when there is no penetration, but there is skin to skin contact of the genital area.) Again, anytime the penis and the vaginal area come into contact, there is the slight risk of pregnancy and a risk for STD transmission.

Can a woman get pregnant from pre-ejaculation? Pre-ejaculation is the liquid that seeps out of the penis before ejaculation occurs. Most guys have no control over it and cannot feel it coming out. This type of fluid does have sperm in it and can result in pregnancy. This is part of the reason why the withdrawal method of birth control is not as effective as other methods.

Can pregnancy occur if the woman does not have an orgasm? Yes, pregnancy can occur even if a woman does not have an orgasm. An orgasm is not related to an egg being available for fertilization.

Can sperm travel through clothing or material? If the clothing was completely saturated with semen and was in direct contact with a woman’s vagina, there is a very slight chance the sperm could enter the vagina, but this is highly unlikely. No conclusive studies have been found to give a definite answer on this possibility.

Can a woman get pregnant from having sex in water? If actual intercourse takes place in any type of water, pregnancy is definitely a possibility. This is because intercourse will allow the sperm to be directly deposited in the girl's vaginal area, and the water on the outside of the body would not interfere with this.

Can pregnancy occur if ejaculation takes place in water? It is not likely that tiny sperm could travel through the vast area of water that would fill a pool, bath tub or hot tub to reach a girls vagina and result in pregnancy. If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Pregnancy occurring from this is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all.
Can pregnancy occur from having anal sex? Pregnancy cannot occur from the act of anal sex, but because the vaginal opening and the anus are very close together, there is the chance that sperm could leak into the vagina and travel to fertilize an egg.

Can ejaculating numerous times lessen the chance of pregnancy occurring? The number of times ejaculation takes place does not affect the chance of pregnancy. Each ejaculation contains about 300 million sperm, and only one is needed to fertilize an egg.
Is sperm dead once it reaches the air? Does oxygen kill sperm? No, this is a myth that many people believe in, but it is not true! Once sperm is DRY it is dead and cannot travel to fertilize an egg. Sperm can live for 3-5 days if it is in a warm, moist environment such as the cervix of a woman. Sperm cannot come back to life once it has dried, even if it is remoistened!

Wondering about pregnancy, what do I do next? You may have just discovered that pregnancy is a possibility in your particular circumstance. Don't panic; as noted above, in most cases the possibilities of pregnancy are rare. Your next step is to begin watching for early pregnancy symptoms. If you experience any of these symptoms then you will want to take a pregnancy test. You can take an over the counter test, or you can contact the Association to locate a testing center in your area.

Luv Vanessa

Hugs All Around

Vanessa LOVES animals,
because nuclear arms can't wrap their arms around the world
and give it a big HUG.

or SWINGLE.
; )

Luv,
Vanessa

SWINGLE, Vocabulary Lesson...

Vanessa LOVES to SWINGLE.... swing with other singles in NYC, as many as possible at any one time.

Leave all weddings rings at the door, don't ask don't tell policy.

We REALLY love One Taste, check it out and blow your mind, along with other things...

; )

Cheers,
Luv
Vanessa

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GOOGLE IT!!!!
(and then join me there!)

LUV Vanessa

Monday, January 7, 2008

Meditation Anyone???

I'm all for self awareness, discovery, grounding.
OMMMMM
But ORGASMIC Meditation, come on! It exists, I'm telling you.

Just when I thought I'd met all the freaks on-line dating, another one pops up. He e-mailed me today and mentioned that he took a class in NY on Saturday with a group called One Taste. What's that? My inquiring mind wanted to know... So, I googled it.

Anyone for NAKED YOGA?
Yep, they have that, both women only AND co-ed... and (I kid you not) Saturday's workshop was a day long guided Orgasmic Meditation class with instructors ready to teach the right strokes to use to achieve ultimate pleasure.

H E L P!!!

Trouble is I gave him my phone number before I did my research. Think I should answer the phone when he calls?

I really want to know, are there any normal guys left?

Luv,
Vanessa